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Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.

Those earrings are a delight, darling and I love what you did with your hair.

VoID gIrL SuMMeR

@possumcorpse

Me and my Pikmin would’ve killed Louie with hammers, I can tell you that much

Weird Al educating children on how to gaslight

Diner girl/2023

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

okay so

• be a goth. conservative christian parents don't approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can
• know more about religion than the parents. they'll try to introduce you to christianity because you don't exactly look like a christian but your dad's an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you'll correct them on every little mistake they make
• call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i'm talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like "my liver" or "my little cabbage" (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won't know this they'll just think you're annoying :3)
• to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else
• stare at her older brother's ass for just a little too long
• have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle
• let them quote bible verses to you. then ask "so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?". it's very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it's even funnier when you've just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history
• ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn't make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-
• be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it's just an act)
• go and fuck her brother in an alleyway. the parents won't know about this so it's an optional step
• use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that
• just be yourself! that's enough on its own to make them despise you tbh

yes

i kissed him on the lips infront of his parents and claimed it was the usual greek greeting between men is that enough for you

Are you…. Are you secretly dating her brother OP?

yes

I wonder why

Show up again to admit to dating the brother, but dress like a typical suburbanite and act like you've never met the parents before. Absolute power move.

asdgfgsjfh im totally doing this

gender reveal for my penis

I cum and its a delightful shade of mint green. neither of us know what this means

Shamrock Shake Is Back!!

Snively pitching a repurposed Metal Sonic husk to some GUN higher ups. To ingratiate himself to some potential benefactors?

Just messing around with a design, really a Metal Sonic X GUN Hunter. 

Lawrence's job description is supposed to be beta-testing manned robotics in a controlled environment with measures taken to minimalize risk and danger. Not Getting back into a repaired Pseudo-Sonic to do whatever this is.

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An old sketch that I wanted to finish off. In the original idea, Silver Sonic v2.0 was gonna be Snively's G.U.N. Metal Sonic. I think this works better now.

he has no idea